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Minnesota U.S. Senate Candidates, in Limerick

Limericks for Kurt Bills: There once was a man named Kurt Bills, Who was fed up with Washington’s ills; If elected to congress He’ll undo their wrongness, And return us the rights to our tills. Kurt Bills from the great Minnesota Won’t let spending grow one more iota; When he gets to D.C., He’ll vote […]

Biden Foot-in-Mouth

BREAKING: Biden Rushed to George Washington University Hospital for Emergency Foot-in-Mouth Extraction Operation

“In my 30 years as a practicing podiatric-oral surgeon…I have never faced a more challenging operation [than Joe Biden’s unprecedented foot-in-mouth extraction procedure],” – Dr. Walter Bennett, world-renowned foot-in-mouth extraction surgeon. September 5, 2012 – Washington, District of Conundrums. Vice President and Wilt Chamberlain-caliber gaffe-lete Joe Biden was rushed to George Washington University Hospital early […]