Monthly Archives: September 2012

MN Senator Klobuchar

Klobuchar Eager to Return to Washington to Advance Teen Sci-Fi Romance Debate

“My main motivation this election cycle is winning the hearts of Minnesota voters so that I may return to the Senate chambers and push the key debate that is dividing this nation: Werewolf versus Vampire,” – Amy Klobuchar on 2012 Senate Race. September 19, 2012 – Minneapoleft, Minnesota Incumbent U.S. Senator and teen sci-fi romance […]

Biden Foot-in-Mouth

BREAKING: Biden Rushed to George Washington University Hospital for Emergency Foot-in-Mouth Extraction Operation

“In my 30 years as a practicing podiatric-oral surgeon…I have never faced a more challenging operation [than Joe Biden’s unprecedented foot-in-mouth extraction procedure],” – Dr. Walter Bennett, world-renowned foot-in-mouth extraction surgeon. September 5, 2012 – Washington, District of Conundrums. Vice President and Wilt Chamberlain-caliber gaffe-lete Joe Biden was rushed to George Washington University Hospital early […]